people that talk shit about gen III
me: now son, i think you’re finally old enough to receive the family heirloom. this latios is from a mystic foreign land called “hoenn” and i used it to defeat the elite four for my first time.
son: lol dad its ivs are shit noob
me: your ivs are shit ya little bastard. youre not even shiny
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman